5 Life Lessons from Neil Patrick Harris

1. Everyone looks better in a suit.

2. Your scent determines if you even get a chance to make a first impression. (Betchu Neil went to his Doogie Howser audition reeking of Old Spice.)

3. Shoes give the wearer magical powers. (That's why I stockpile them.)

4. If you're not famous, just make a memorable entrance -- instant fame. (Or, get on the Internet. It's not like there's already too much junk out there, anyway; of COURSE you'll become noticed & renowned immediately!)

5. If you're willing to click anything on the Internet, you deserve to be a subject of comedy.

Oct. 22:
@ActuallyNPH  Baby Pic! Here's our son: Well, sort of. Not his face, but his diaper. His poo has changed both color AND texture: http://www.yfrog.com/b92ohcj